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Skittlez N' Shitz Skittlez N' Shitz

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I'm so happy somebody stood up to those half-baked, tween-happy lazy idiots who keep getting front pages for shit humor. Good on you.
I'm not going to review this, I'm not in the mood.

Spoilsbury Toast Boy -2 Spoilsbury Toast Boy -2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Glass cock

I don't know if I should laugh or not at some of the stuff in this, the music puts me off from laughing.
I liked the feel of this, grainy and filthy like like an old mans arm pit. So brutal and disturbing that I keep thinking about how someone can take the time to animate this. I'm not going to say much about the music, but I'm not going to listen to Aphex twins' 'Xtal' the same way again.
I agree with Nine-Eleven when he sais that some artists' quality is slowly eroded away by a torrent of popularity, you however don't seem to give a flying cack about how popular you are. This stuff comes from the vibrating lump of coal that should be your heart, expression with no boundries.
Good show sir!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

A wonderful little feel good animation.

The use of one background throughout the entire animation was quite brave and refreshing. It's nice to see a 'less is more' approach to a story rather than using tons of backgrounds for pointless angles.
I bet there'd be thousands of N00BS and HAXXXORZ ranting on about how there was no plot but plot's not important here, The seamless and intricate detail of the characters and their movements are. They moved like they looked, clumsy and childish.
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Recent Game Reviews

Gateway II Gateway II

Rated 5 / 5 stars

All killer a little filler

Brilliant game. The visual style was simple and a bit different.

The puzzles were all lateral thinking challenges and were cleverly executed. What I mean by that is I'm terrible at music and math and yet I figured out how to do some of the puzzles. However, two of the puzzles were obviously put in just to add length to the game. Such as the fire alarm puzzle. I thought it was a bit pointless as that's what stunts the game progression what with it being random button mashing.

Other than that. Good game.

Hearts Hearts

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Sweet and simple

Very entertaining game I must say. The graphics were very profesional, not just on the options screen but the in-game screen too. Where your eye expected the hud to be it was there and all the necassary items, such as the character and hearts, were in bright colours compared to the muted colours in the background.

The lead character was a work of animation brilliance on her own. When you aimed the arrow downwards her feet compencated for ballance.

It is a shame that the effort that went into making the log in system falls short because there is no way to interact with others playing the game. For instance no two player battle mode. Other than that I have nothing but praise for this simple and sweet game that gives Armor Games something profesional looking for others to aspire to.

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Recent Audio Reviews

SL - Losing It SL - Losing It

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Multy genre

I enjoyed this track for not being like what most Drum 'n Bass is like which is extemely repetetive. It didn't striks me as D+B when I heared it first, more like a blend of breaks, ambient and some mean drums put over it. Good stuff.

SpacLock responds:

I don't know what i was thinking when i made this. Not my style really. Thanks for the review.

-SL (4/17/07)